Okay. So I know every neighborhood has one. But why, WHY? The lady across the street from us (Let's call her "Nancy") needs a hobby. Nancy is the self-appointed home owner's police officer of the neighborhood. She actually walks her dog (yep "and her little dog, too") around our street LOOKING for ways to report people.
My next door neighbor was reported for having candles in her window when it was no longer the Christmas holiday. (citation: "inapropriate decorations visable from the street") She had to explain to the board that the candles are for the troops in her family that are still overseas.
A-Mazing.
Nancy has also reported people for having their garden hoses on the wrong side of the porch steps. (Imagine the horror). And for having 'more than two pottet plants on the front porch". She has been kicked off of the HOA board and is no longer allowed to run for office because she creates such a disturbance. Yet, she perseveres.
Apparently we are her new objects of prey. (dun Dun DUN).
The recycling is picked up on Thursdays. On Thursday night, Rob got home late and hadn't had a chance to take our recycling bin in yet. Nancy actually waited until it was dark, came over to our house, took our bin and it and threw it over our 8ft fence in the backyard. Ironically she left four of our neighbor's bins alone.
The HOA actually ASKED me to report it to the police. (Her actions are considered harrassment, and touching other people's property or whatever). So I called the cops (if you can believe this) - and they actually have to send an officer over to meet with me...which is what I'm waiting on now. If you ask me, this all seems a little ridiculous, but being that she's bullied countless other neighbors...well, I'm not one to back down now. You done messed with the wrong family. You've got a Marine and a pregnant woman with an attitude.
BRING IT, LADY.
christmas time
13 years ago
4 comments:
this sucks, but good for you, we had an alderman in annapolis that did the same thing to us when we were moving last year. oh she was real nice when it was time for election though! good luck!
people amaze me.
Let's see, a hobby huh? Sky diving strapped to a bin - that way the whole mess will be contained!
We had one of those too! She used to roam the street with her cell phone. I was putting out Christmas decorations one year when she paused in front of our house and I heard her NARRATING what I was doing to whoever was on the other end of the phone! Happiest day ever when she moved.
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