Ok guys....so the aforementioned monkey bread? Yeah, pretty much awesome. Sure to become the "normal Townley contribution" to pot luck suppers and what not. How could anyone NOT like a foot tall, gooey, chunky cinnamon bun?
Down to business. This weekend's marital bliss was cut short for us because my employers thought it best to schedule a weapons' training day for some folks in my unit who missed their annually required training, on my day off. So...being apparently one of two guys around certified to supervise this sort of thing, I had to drive back down to NC, arriving at the weapons' range around 6:30 this morning ready for a full (if sleepy) day of watching people shoot silly guns. I was already frustrated enough with missing a day off...even moreso to find out that there were only 6 guys showing up for training, none of them actually needed the training (all had been to Iraq at least twice, and were all seasoned vets)...and the powers that be only gave us 50 rounds for each guy (normally for this kind of thing, each would get about 500). Basically the whole thing was taking place so the bean-counting officers in charge of us could say that "their people meet all the necessary training requirements" so if something goes wrong in Iraq (you know, like someone getting shot)...they can point a finger at someone's training record and say "I'm not to blame for Johnny getting shot! I made sure he was properly trained!" - In reality, the only useful training we get happens when people actually start shooting at us...and we hopefully make it through a little smarter and more wary..
So we lined them all up on the firing line, and it took 7 minutes to blow off all the ammuntion. That's right folks...I drove 7 HOURS in the middle of the night to watch 6 combat vets shoot at paper for SEVEN MINUTES. We were all packed up by about 8:15...gone by 8:20. Had I stayed home, I would just be getting up to make some coffee and enjoy it on my deck in the Maryand breeze. As it happens...I'm in North Carolina with absolutely nothing to do because the whole world here is closed for Labor Day.
Suffice to say...I'm getting out of the service.