Story time with Danielle!

Good afternoon, children. Today's story is entitled:
"Our First Fight" (all together now, "awwww")
-- clears throat --
Once upon a time there was a very happy couple.."Rick" (cough-Rob-cough) and "Denise" (cough-Danielle-cough). Rick and Denise were shopping for a home before their wedding..which Rick was pretty sure would be happening. Until now. One day, Rick and Denise's Real Estate Agent, Andy (cough-no, seriously, that's his name) showed them a house that he thought they would love. It was a friendly little house on the water. Yes, the WATER. (Rob, I hope you're reading this.) It had stone floors, a huge stone fireplace, wood floor in the kitchen, 3 bedroom, 2 baths with a basement and laundry room. In a word, it was ADORABLE. Needless to say, everyone was enamored. Everyone except Rob- er, Rick. Rick said the house was unacceptable and had no tolerance for this nonsense. Then he set the house on fire and danced and danced (slight exaggeration) . Poor Denise was heartbroken and she and Andy cried and cried. Denise knew that they would never find a home now! The car ride back to the agent's office was a silent one, until Denise and Rick took their own car the rest of the way home when Denise explained to Rick that she would probably rip off his arms and beat him with them while he was sleeping. She also mentioned that when he went away to Africa in the fall, she would have a little something we like to call POWER OF ATTORNEY and "they" could buy any house "they" liked then. Muahahahahaha.
Let this be a lesson to all you little boys out there. Girls win. Every Time.
The End.